Warning: Disturbing language.
Denver Allen, a resident of Floyd County, Ga.’s jail, doesn’t much like judges. Or attorneys. Or his cellmate that he allegedly murdered, which led to a preliminary hearing on the matter last week.
The popcorn-worthy part of the full 19-page transcript begins when Mr. Allen requests that the court appoint him a different public defender:
MR ALLEN: He’s misrepresenting my case. He told me if I wanted him to do a good job, I had to let him give me oral sex…
When the Hon. J. Bryant Durham, Jr. suggests that his claims — both the demand for sex and general allegations of ineffective counsel — are not believable and he won’t be getting a new attorney, he takes it to the next level:
THE COURT: Listen to me.
MR. ALLEN: Fuck you.
THE COURT: Listen to me.
MR. ALLEN: Go fuck yourself. I’m through here. Are y’all done?
THE COURT: I’m finding you in contempt of court.
MR. ALLEN: I don’t care.
THE COURT: I know you don’t. And I sentence you to 20 days for that. And if you say anything else, I’m going to add twenty days for everything you say.
MR. ALLEN: Fuck you.
THE COURT: 40 days.
MR. ALLEN: Fuck you again.
THE COURT: 60.
MR. ALLEN: Go fuck yourself.
THE COURT: A year.
MR. ALLEN: Your mama.
THE COURT: 10 years.
MR. ALLEN: Suck my dick.
It doesn’t stop there. After more general profanity, it gets stepped up another notch, as the judge gets baited into sinking down to his level:
THE COURT: You know, you look like a queer.
MR. ALLEN: Well, okay, so now you’re calling me a queer in the courtroom?
THE COURT: I didn’t call you one. I said you looked like one.
[…more banter…]
MR. ALLEN: Can we get a court order to get my dick sucked, sir?
THE COURT: You’re so cute. I know all the inmates just love you to death.
MR. ALLEN: Oh, yeah.
THE COURT: Oh, I bet.
MR. ALLEN: All those white butt boys love me to death, too.
THE COURT: Okay. Well, I’ll bet they do, and I bet all the rest of them do, too.
MR. ALLEN: You ain’t supposed to smile in court.
THE COURT: I’ll bet everybody enjoys sucking your cock.
But, there’s just one more way to notch this up to the next level:
MR. ALLEN: How about this — I’ll kill your whole family. When I get in this trial, I will murder your whole family. I’ll cut your children up into pieces. I’ll knock their brains out with a fucking hammer and feed them to you
Truly amazing.
Professional Troublemaker ® 
oh America, how small you have become. I shit upon your judges, I shit upon your leaders, I shit upon your police.
Well, sounds like a normal day in our typical court to me. Fruit cakes on both sides of the bench.